Really???

Tonight I was looking for something to eat.  In an effort to see if there was anything in the freezer, I had to start taking things out so I decided I might as well clean out my mom's freezer.  Of all the interesting things I could find, I found tissue paper in the freezer.  Really?  WHO has tissue paper in their freezer?????

In other news, I wasn't feeling very good tonight, so once my dad got home, he started flipping through the channels for about 10 minutes.  Then he started playing a word game on the Tivo, so I was just sitting there playing a game on my computer.  After 2 of his games, this is the conversation:
Dad: "Well, I gotta go to bed.  I gotta get up and go make some money for your mama.  That's pretty important, huh?  You'll have to remember that when you find a guy."
Me: "Okay."
Dad: "Will you make sure to remember that?  If you ever meet a guy, make sure you him, 'Are you gonna bring home the money for mama?'  Will you do that?"
Me: "Sure."  (not spoken very confidently)
Dad: "Well, I'm glad you got to spend this quality time with me." And walks off to go to bed.

Yep, there's an evening in the Smith household for you.